It was Christmas Eve babe
In my caravan
An old man said to me, get that gas elbow joint checked asap
And then he sang a song
About the product safety review
I turned my face away
And thought about my new e-bike purchase from god knows who ⁉️
Got on a lucky one 🍀
Delivery was on this occasion second to none
But I’ve got a feeling
This year will go with a bang 💥
So happy Christmas 🎅
I love you baby
I can see it all pan out
As all our dreams become screwed…
They’ve got magnet balloons 🎈
They’ve got exploding gas hobs 🧯
With lithium-ion batteries 🔋
Igniting like bombs 💣
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve 🥶
You told me an angle grinder had chopped off your knee
You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of the OPSS product safety committee
Ensuring safety for all
And keeping unscrupulous traders at bay
Sinatra was skipping
Whilst all the electrics were tripping obliviously
We kissed in the kitchen
And the fairy lights flickered through the night 🧚
The chaps of the OPSS choir
Were singing going grey
And the fire brigade bells were ringing out on Christmas day….
STAY SAFE EVERYONE!
RIP Shane
